Kid Robot x Swatch
So much awesome. Can’t wait for September 1. For once, I actually know what I want for my birthday. :)
Wiener-gate lives on
Yet another disgruntled graphic designer who’s spent a little too much time on the stroll.
Fatty Pork Bums
They say Toronto’s Chinatown don’t got fat bums, Furama begs to differ.
Bar Mitzvah Riddims
Jamaican Dancehall trends are ridiculous and awesome. Take this new Hava Nagilah riddim that’s spread to the tops with Bounty Killah, Elephant Man and onwards.
Is doing the hora the new daggering? Are rastas trading in their dreads and tams for peyes and black hats? If you live in Jamaica, let me know!
The track gets even more awesome towards the 4 mn mark. “No bleaching ting ’round here!”
Rack n wack
Looking good Umbra, my bathroom’s visitors salute you.
Scored new in box at Trinity-Bellwood’s annual summer mega garage sale for a mere 7$.
Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style
Rockstar is going to be banking big if they keep releasing DLC levels based off of classic cult flicks. This Reefer Madness spoof clocks in at $3.99. That’s about half the price of a dime, and could be even more fun!
I hope the original cast of freaks and goons show up for cameos.
Ribfest 2011 – I’m Number 2!
Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!
Sometimes I see a Craigslist Ad that can be re-written and made so much better. This one was originally posted “Put an ad on your car”.
It’s amazing the response any ad can get on Craigslist. I recommend you all try it out. Needless to say, this one was flagged fairly quickly.
“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature
When my editors at Antenna asked me to take part in a cell phone free weekend, I just couldn’t resist.
Clicky here for full article ——-> 
Poetry Vault – Late For School
Another one of my ‘classics’ from the American Library series, written when I was 12. The foreshadowing is really kind of ironic. I really had no interest in rock shows or music at the time. Weird Al was one of my only musical heros at the time, but I do remember learning the lyrics to Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” in English class.
I’m sorry Miss for being late.
My alarm clock was broken,
My mother slept in.
When I fell off my bed
And I hit my head
On the hard wooden floor
I realized it was ten past four.
So I hollered to my mother
But she didn’t care.
She didnt even give me a stare,
She said it’s all yuour fault
You went to that rock concert
Until three in the morning.
So I got dressed
And started to run
To my school
On the other side of town,
But then I saw
An open car door.
So I jumpd in
And pushed on the gas.
And that Miss
Is why
I’m eight hours and ten minutes late.
