Rack n wack
Looking good Umbra, my bathroom’s visitors salute you.
Scored new in box at Trinity-Bellwood’s annual summer mega garage sale for a mere 7$.
Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style
Rockstar is going to be banking big if they keep releasing DLC levels based off of classic cult flicks. This Reefer Madness spoof clocks in at $3.99. That’s about half the price of a dime, and could be even more fun!
I hope the original cast of freaks and goons show up for cameos.
Ribfest 2011 – I’m Number 2!
Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!
Sometimes I see a Craigslist Ad that can be re-written and made so much better. This one was originally posted “Put an ad on your car”.
It’s amazing the response any ad can get on Craigslist. I recommend you all try it out. Needless to say, this one was flagged fairly quickly.
“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature
When my editors at Antenna asked me to take part in a cell phone free weekend, I just couldn’t resist.
Clicky here for full article ——-> 
Poetry Vault – Late For School
Another one of my ‘classics’ from the American Library series, written when I was 12. The foreshadowing is really kind of ironic. I really had no interest in rock shows or music at the time. Weird Al was one of my only musical heros at the time, but I do remember learning the lyrics to Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” in English class.
I’m sorry Miss for being late.
My alarm clock was broken,
My mother slept in.
When I fell off my bed
And I hit my head
On the hard wooden floor
I realized it was ten past four.
So I hollered to my mother
But she didn’t care.
She didnt even give me a stare,
She said it’s all yuour fault
You went to that rock concert
Until three in the morning.
So I got dressed
And started to run
To my school
On the other side of town,
But then I saw
An open car door.
So I jumpd in
And pushed on the gas.
And that Miss
Is why
I’m eight hours and ten minutes late.
Poetry Vault – The Tiger
The Tiger
Jaws
Like razor blades
on the brink of extinction
stripes
blaze in the sun.
A poem I wrote when I was 12 that was compiled for the American Library in Paris, 1992.
Holy SHIP!
Diplo sure knows how to throw a party. I especially like the use of my namesake in this one. That’s two brushes with the big D in a week. Three times a charm?
Taken from the site. “Sail to the Bahamas with some of the world’s hottest electronic music makers on this 3 day cruise. Come in early to the kick off party in Ft Lauderdale – then bounce freely among five onboard venues where the music is programmed around the clock! From poolside to dancefloor to your own private cabin, this once-in-a-lifetime experience redefines luxury in music. Dance barefoot on a private island at a special Beach Boutique party with Fatboy Slim, Diplo, Buraka Som Sistema & Dillon Francis. Be one of 2500 guests aboard the legendary maiden voyage of HOLY SHIP!”
Rusko Interview Featured on Mad Decent!
Much love to Graeme Phillips and Now Magazine for making helping to make this happen. I can’t wait to work with them again
Taiwan Profile – OPEN Magazine
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Written for OPEN Magazine, a monthly ESL guide for the bored English students in Toronto.
