Author: Jesse Ship

Kid Robot x Swatch

Kid Robot x Swatch

  So much awesome.  Can’t wait for September 1.  For once, I actually know what I want for my birthday. :)

Wiener-gate lives on

Wiener-gate lives on

Yet another disgruntled graphic designer who’s spent a little too much time on the stroll.

Fatty Pork Bums

Fatty Pork Bums

  They say Toronto’s Chinatown don’t got fat bums, Furama begs to differ.

Bar Mitzvah Riddims

Bar Mitzvah Riddims

  Jamaican Dancehall trends are ridiculous and awesome.   Take this new Hava Nagilah riddim that’s spread to the tops with Bounty Killah, Elephant Man and onwards. Is doing the hora the new daggering? Are rastas trading in their dreads and tams for peyes and Read more

Rack n wack

Rack n wack

Looking good Umbra, my bathroom’s visitors salute you.   Scored new in box at Trinity-Bellwood’s annual summer mega garage sale for a mere 7$.

Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style

Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style

Rockstar is going to be banking big if they keep releasing DLC levels based off of classic cult flicks. This Reefer Madness spoof clocks in at $3.99. That’s about half the price of a dime, and could be even more fun! I hope the original Read more

Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!

Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!

Sometimes I see a Craigslist Ad that can be re-written and made so much better. This one was originally posted “Put an ad on your car”. It’s amazing the response any ad can get on Craigslist. I recommend you all try it out. Needless to Read more

“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature

“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature

When my editors at Antenna asked me to take part in a cell phone free weekend, I just couldn’t resist.    Clicky here for full article ——-> 

Poetry Vault – Late For School

Poetry Vault – Late For School

Another one of my ‘classics’ from the American Library series, written when I was 12.  The foreshadowing is really kind of ironic.  I really had no interest in rock shows or music at the time.  Weird Al was one of my only musical heros at Read more