Author: Jesse Ship

Rack n wack

Rack n wack

Looking good Umbra, my bathroom’s visitors salute you.   Scored new in box at Trinity-Bellwood’s annual summer mega garage sale for a mere 7$.

Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style

Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style

Rockstar is going to be banking big if they keep releasing DLC levels based off of classic cult flicks. This Reefer Madness spoof clocks in at $3.99. That’s about half the price of a dime, and could be even more fun! I hope the original 

Ribfest 2011 – I’m Number 2!

Ribfest 2011 – I’m Number 2!

Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!

Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!

Sometimes I see a Craigslist Ad that can be re-written and made so much better. This one was originally posted “Put an ad on your car”. It’s amazing the response any ad can get on Craigslist. I recommend you all try it out. Needless to 

“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature

“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature

When my editors at Antenna asked me to take part in a cell phone free weekend, I just couldn’t resist.    Clicky here for full article ——-> 

Poetry Vault – Late For School

Poetry Vault – Late For School

Another one of my ‘classics’ from the American Library series, written when I was 12.  The foreshadowing is really kind of ironic.  I really had no interest in rock shows or music at the time.  Weird Al was one of my only musical heros at the time, but I do remember learning the lyrics to Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” in English class.

 

I’m sorry Miss for being late.

My alarm clock was broken,

My mother slept in.

When I fell off my bed

And I hit my head

On the hard wooden floor

I realized it was ten past four.

So I hollered to my mother

But she didn’t care.

She didnt even give me a stare,

She said it’s all yuour fault

You went to that rock concert

Until three in the morning.

So I got dressed

And started to run

To my school

On the other side of town,

But then I saw

An open car door.

So I jumpd in

And pushed on the gas.

And that Miss

Is why

I’m eight hours and ten minutes late.

Poetry Vault – The Tiger

Poetry Vault – The Tiger

  The Tiger Jaws Like razor blades on the brink of extinction stripes blaze in the sun.   A poem I wrote when I was 12 that was compiled for the American Library in Paris, 1992.

Holy SHIP!

Holy SHIP!

  Diplo sure knows how to throw a party.  I especially like the use of my namesake in this one. That’s two brushes with the big D in a week.  Three times a charm? Taken from the site. “Sail to the Bahamas with some of the world’s 

Rusko Interview Featured on Mad Decent!

Rusko Interview Featured on Mad Decent!

Much love to Graeme Phillips and Now Magazine for making helping to make this happen.  I can’t wait to work with them again

Taiwan Profile – OPEN Magazine

Taiwan Profile – OPEN Magazine

Click to enlarge and read full article. Written for OPEN Magazine, a monthly ESL guide for the bored English students in Toronto.