Shipwrckd Travels

If I were stuck on a desert island, these some things I'd bring…

Year: 2011

humour

Fatty Pork Bums

  They say Toronto’s Chinatown don’t got fat bums, Furama begs to differ.

music

Bar Mitzvah Riddims

  Jamaican Dancehall trends are ridiculous and awesome.   Take this new Hava Nagilah riddim that’s spread to the tops with Bounty Killah, Elephant Man and onwards. Is doing the hora the new daggering? Are rastas trading in their dreads…

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Rack n wack

Looking good Umbra, my bathroom’s visitors salute you.   Scored new in box at Trinity-Bellwood’s annual summer mega garage sale for a mere 7$.

gaming

Reefer Madness, LA Noire Style

Rockstar is going to be banking big if they keep releasing DLC levels based off of classic cult flicks. This Reefer Madness spoof clocks in at $3.99. That’s about half the price of a dime, and could be even more…

ads I saw it on Craigslist

Put an ad on your cat! Top dollarz!

Sometimes I see a Craigslist Ad that can be re-written and made so much better. This one was originally posted “Put an ad on your car”. It’s amazing the response any ad can get on Craigslist. I recommend you all…

portfolio

“48 Hours Unplugged: No Internet. No iPhone. No Problem?” Antenna Mag Special Feature

When my editors at Antenna asked me to take part in a cell phone free weekend, I just couldn’t resist.    Clicky here for full article ——-> 

portfolio

Poetry Vault – Late For School

Another one of my ‘classics’ from the American Library series, written when I was 12.  The foreshadowing is really kind of ironic.  I really had no interest in rock shows or music at the time.  Weird Al was one of…

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Poetry Vault – The Tiger

  The Tiger Jaws Like razor blades on the brink of extinction stripes blaze in the sun.   A poem I wrote when I was 12 that was compiled for the American Library in Paris, 1992.

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Holy SHIP!

  Diplo sure knows how to throw a party.  I especially like the use of my namesake in this one. That’s two brushes with the big D in a week.  Three times a charm? Taken from the site. “Sail to the Bahamas…